Ravings of a Classical Scientist

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I'm an atheist humanist who strides to enlighten people if they have a desire to learn truths. As a professional physicist I can only be reasonable and logical because I dislike being wrong.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Useful baby tips

Here are a few peals of wisdom I've pickup. Firstly for newborns at least, Huggies are far superior to pampers. They hold a lot more liquid with the only draw back it will be hard to know the baby went since they work so well. Secondly girls can also project urine. Thirdly, on a liquid diet the manure is very liquidly and can become projectile so be careful when you pull the baby slightly upwards since you may be pointing a loaded weapon :-) Fourthly, there may be an item you like from one playpen but your model doesn't come with it, well at Graco at least you can order replacement parts for any playpen. So if you want a wind up mobile but a different model you can order any part as a replacement for a very small fee!! This is much better than rotating the mobile yourself!! Lastly, let your instincts do their work . No matter what happens you need only stare at the baby for a few seconds and you will know what to do and have the patience to do it. This is not magic merely genetic programing. So when she wakes you and you are grouchy and tired one look will cure it all and then you can enjoy it!

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